Perfect for no-nonsense warriors who appreciate calling a spade, a spade!

There's something beautifully brutal about comparing someone's parking skills to a barnyard animal. Maybe it's the simplicity of the message. Maybe it's that adorably judgmental jack$&@.

But here's the thing: This bad boy is RUTHLESS.

Featuring our signature "It's Not Rocket Science..." opener (proven by behavioral experts to trigger immediate self-reflection), this version delivers a one-two punch with:

• Scientific-to-simpleton comparison that hits like a meteorite

• Adorable yet judgmental jack$&@ illustration that seals the deal without having to spell out the word

FIELD TESTED FACT: 92% of recipients reported feeling an immediate urge to take a remedial driving course. The other 8% were merely just jack$&@es!

WARNING: Side effects may include sudden outbreaks of proper parking alignment, unexpected bursts of self-awareness, and an inexplicable aversion to petting zoos. Deploy when subtlety has failed.

Remember: In the war against bad parking, sometimes you need to stop horsing around and just call them a jack$&@!.

$12.97 per pad (25 tickets of pure barnyard brutality)