Perfect for psychological warriors who appreciate the devastating power of childlike innocence.

There's something uniquely soul-crushing about being schooled by a 4-year-old. Maybe it's the pure innocence of the burn. Maybe it's the coloring book artwork that twists the knife.

But here's the thing: This bad boy is DEVASTATING.

Remember: In the war against bad parking, sometimes the smallest soldiers deliver the biggest victories.

Featuring our signature "PARK MUCH?" opener with an adorably judgmental sad face (proven by child psychologists to bypass adult defense mechanisms), this version delivers a ego-crushing combo with:

• Preschool-level comparison that hits like a playground reality check

• Adorable car illustration that adds salt to the wound

• Helpful "homework assignment" suggestion that lands like a guided missile

• Child-like writing that looks like it came straight from your kid

FIELD TESTED FACT: This design has a 95% psychological impact rate. The other 5% were too busy crying to respond to our survey.

WARNING: Side effects may include sudden flashbacks to kindergarten failures, overwhelming urge to practice parking in empty lots, and spontaneous enrollment in driving schools. Deploy when maximum humiliation is required.

$12.97 per pad (25 tickets of pure preschool punishment)