Perfect for advanced justice warriors who appreciate the art of mental combat...

There's something deliciously devious about making someone think they're getting a compliment... right before you drop the tactical truth bomb. Maybe it's the way their smirk vanishes. Maybe it's just sweet, sweet karma.

But here's the thing: This bad boy is LETHAL.

Featuring our signature "READ BETWEEN THE LINES" setup in bold black and vibrant colors (proven by behavioral psychologists to trigger curiosity), this attention grabbing version executes a perfect psychological takedown with:

• Two-phase stealth attack that bypasses defensive barriers

• Combat-grade stick figure illustrations that add the perfect touch of mockery

• Military-grade sarcasm that hits harder than a direct confrontation

FIELD TESTED FACT: 9 out of 10 bad parkers actually straighten their vehicles after experiencing this covert correction technique. The 10th one is probably still trying to figure it out.

$12.97 per pad (25 tickets of pure psychological victory)