This is PERFECT for first-time justice warriors who mean business...

Listen, there's something about that classic yellow ticket design that makes every driver's stomach drop. Maybe it's childhood trauma from real parking tickets. Maybe it's just human nature.

But here's the thing: This bad boy WORKS. Each and every time. 

By far our most popular, (as it covers your a@& in every situation), this ticket features our signature "Citizen Vehicle Citation" header in bold black and yellow (proven by military psychological operations to grab immediate attention), this version hits 'em with:

• Includes 14 violation boxes to choose from…covering every parking crime known to man

• Razor-sharp wit that cuts right to their guilty conscience

• Simply check the box that fits the occasion…Easy Peazy 

• Bonus "And Another Thing…" section for freestyle justice delivery

$12.97 per pad (25 tickets of pure satisfaction)