FINALLY! The Ultimate Retribution For
Those Inconsiderate Jerks Who Park Like They
Own the Place…
See how parking lot bullies are finally getting their well-deserved payback!
NO more gritting your teeth.
NO more dirty looks from afar.
NO more muttering offenses under your breath…
Now you can make your point, loud and clear, without having to say a word!
Don’t just simmer in silent rage. Now, you can express it with style!
The best part? These tickets fit perfectly in consoles and glove boxes so you have them handy when you need them.
Choose from our arsenal of sarcastic, hilarious designs to get your point across—without saying a single word. From the “Classic Yellow Citation” for a timeless statement, to the “Executive Edition” for the spot thief at the country club, each ticket is crafted for the moments that make you wish you had a megaphone.
"THE ORIGINAL OFFENDER" Our Classic Yellow Citation
$12.97
$12.970% offThis is PERFECT for first-time justice warriors who mean business...
Listen, there's something about that classic yellow ticket design that makes every driver's stomach drop. Maybe it's childhood trauma from real parking tickets. Maybe it's just human nature.
But here's the thing: This bad boy WORKS. Each and every time.
By far our most popular, (as it covers your a@& in every situation), this ticket features our signature "Citizen Vehicle Citation" header in bold black and yellow (proven by military psychological operations to grab immediate attention), this version hits 'em with:
Includes 14 violation boxes to choose from…covering every parking crime known to man
Razor-sharp wit that cuts right to their guilty conscience
Simply check the box that fits the occasion…Easy Peazy
Bonus "And Another Thing…" section for freestyle justice delivery
$12.97 per pad (25 tickets of pure satisfaction)
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